Sunday, July 29, 2007

Why NYC Needs Pelicans

Though newly-born, "So Bored" has already been accused of being an all-complaint, no-solution blog. To address this, I'd like to propose a civic improvement project for New York City: hire pelicans. Our pigeon problems are out of control. Let's give this guy a job, and find out if he has friends


Kelly said...

Pelicans and Peregrine falcons, I say. Maybe the new urban trend should be falconry -- I can see the trendy NYC men striding down the street with falcons on their wrists.

Anonymous said...

Oh god! That's awful. And yet I laughed.