Monday, August 13, 2007
W(h)ither the Turd Blossom?
Karl Rove, Evil Republican Mastermind extraordinaire, is leaving his official duties at the White House. In this administration Rove, also known as "Turd Blossom" and "Bush's Brain", is surpassed only by Dick Cheney in greed, belligerence, deceitfulness and general keep-that-creepy-bald-white-guy-away-from-my-kids-iness. I guess he's gettin' while the gettin' is (sort of) good. And, in his bid for the "most obvious symbolic recreation for a psychotic warmonger" award, he has announced that his first activity after leaving DC will be to go dove hunting. No, I'm not making that up. Would that Dick "Buckshot" Cheney were going with him.