Thursday, August 16, 2007

The World Done Blew Up! Who Are You?


Hey, folks. What with all the gripe-y doomsaying that goes on here at So Bored, I figured it would be useful if readers could catch a glimpse of what their lives will be like after the end of the world as we know it. Thus, this handy quiz. Apparently, my post-apocalyptic self is a cyber-punk. Check me out -- I've got a great rack!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

"Hey, Ahmediwhatever, Only *we* get to destabilize Iraq!"


Well, the hypocritical hawks are at it again. The Bushies are preparing to declare Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps a "ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world". Oh, wait, that's COBRA. Anyway, the basis of this charge is Iran's supposed destabilization of Iraq and alleged pursuit of nuclear weapons. Of course, the US govt. -- in the first Gulf War as well as the current one -- has destabilized Iraq to the tune of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi lives And what about the *fact* that the US govt. not only possesses nukes, but has used them on civilians twice?!? Gotta luv those neocons and their nonexistent sense of irony. I swear, these fools got a camel clutch comin' to them!

Monday, August 13, 2007

W(h)ither the Turd Blossom?


Karl Rove, Evil Republican Mastermind extraordinaire, is leaving his official duties at the White House. In this administration Rove, also known as "Turd Blossom" and "Bush's Brain", is surpassed only by Dick Cheney in greed, belligerence, deceitfulness and general keep-that-creepy-bald-white-guy-away-from-my-kids-iness. I guess he's gettin' while the gettin' is (sort of) good. And, in his bid for the "most obvious symbolic recreation for a psychotic warmonger" award, he has announced that his first activity after leaving DC will be to go dove hunting. No, I'm not making that up. Would that Dick "Buckshot" Cheney were going with him.